That look of terror when someone tells the waiter that it’s your birthday
the Edmonton Police Service started putting up posters like this when can I move out of this city when can I leave who wants to let me move in far far away
the end of crime
A joke my friend made which inspired me to make this.
LIKE I’VE BEEN SAYIN THIS SINCE FOREVER
COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me
vagueblogging on tumblr without naming names more like “i do not bite my thumb at YOU sir but i DO bite my thumb”
Do you quarrel sir?
QUARREL sir NOOOOO sir
wHEN CUTE PEOPLE CALL YOU CUTE
When anyone calls me cute